rear-ended

now those of you who know me well know about my profound, deep-rooted and probably quite irrational preoccupation for the hind quarters of the female of the species. there are various words that can be used to describe the derrière, not half of which begin to convey the beauty and emotion that cause a stirring within me when my eyes come to rest on a curvilicious rear end..

right. that was probably too much info.

the other day, and i don't know how exactly, i read the word 'asphyxiation' somewhere and for some reason i made the connection with the word 'ass-fixation', like millions of men must have before me. upon further contemplation i realised that there could be more middle ground between the two words, especially if you are into face-sitting, smothering, femdom and other related genres of porn.. hehe!

thanks to the wonderful world of google, i will not need to post any links for any of the things i described here.. feel free to go online and find whatever turns you on!

sex in iraq?!

how is the American military presence in Iraq similar to having sex?

the Democrats want to pull out, the Republicans wanna stay in there and finish the job.. it's like the angel and devil on your shoulders, when having sex..

funny, i think i'm Republican!

check out Ted!

meet the parents?

did this happen to you, cos it sure happened to me!

sex, drugs & .. statistics?!

was reading this article on CNN.com a couple of weeks back.. it documented the results of drug use and sexual behavior as reported by adults in the US for the last few years. the blurb to the paper can be found here, but i have highlighted a few salient points here, only because they are interesting enough to give you some kind of perspective to your own lives..

• 29 percent of American men report having fifteen or more female sexual partners in a lifetime, while only 9 percent of women report having sex with fifteen or more men.
• the median number of lifetime female sexual partners for men was seven and the median number of male partners for women was four
• about 96 percent of U.S. adults have had sex; about 11 percent of never-married adults had remained chaste
• 16 percent of adults first had sex before age fifteen, while 15 percent abstained from sex until at least age twenty one
• adults who were married or had more than a high school education were less likely to use street drugs than others
• 26 percent of men and 17 percent of women have tried cocaine or other street drugs (not including marijuana) at some time in their life
• the proportion of people ever using cocaine or street drugs did not vary by poverty level; however, individuals living at twice or more times the poverty level had the lowest percentage of past use
• past year use of cocaine or street drugs increased as the age group became younger, with the youngest age group (20–29 years) having the highest prevalence

whale tail?!

there is no shortage of websites dedicated to the female form, but some sites never cease to amuse, titillate and otherwise coax you quite unwillingly out of boredom.. unfortunately most of these sites also carry a Not Safe For Work label, so they remain a guilty pleasure you indulge in at home. now, you must be slightly confused now as to what the picture on the right and name of the post have to do with the female of the species, but bear with me, all shall be clear in the next few lines..


now i had mentioned muffin-tops a while back.. this apparently accidental fad that was all over the place, where slightly portly girls start spilling out of their lo-rider jeans while insisting on wearing low-cut tops. here is an article from the NY Daily News that spoke of the phenomenon.. Wiki also had a piece on it. now one of the reasons why i really like wiki is that it always has this section at the bottom (pun unintended, heh!) for 'See Also', which links related items and the like. for articles on music this section is very informative because you can learn some history about the band, the genre and find other bands of the same genre too, and other miscellaneous trivia that you never knew.

so going back to this wiki page, i found links to various terms we all know.. cleavage, lower back tattoo, bellyshirt.. and then i saw two other terms - one was camel toe, which we've all seen and enjoyed (yes, you might as well admit it!) in its various forms. that brought me to this site, which reminded me that i hadn't been there in dog's years! warning, this last link is NOT work-safe.. trust me, i'm at home now!

the second term that really caught my attention was whale tail.. now here was a term that i had not heard before, and that i think takes some doing considering i've been a highly-touted bird-watcher and surveyor of the female form over the years! so apparently a well-placed wedgie is also known as a whale-tail, thanks to the similarity between the hips' curves and the flukes on a diving whale. further research (o boy i love that word 'research'.. it could mean doing anything!!) led me to this hallowed site, which again is not work-safe in the least.. i scoured through the pages in the pursuit of the perfectly-shaped yet candidly-taken pics of the whale-tail, tell me honestly if these do not tell you why this vision shouldn't be called a 'whale-tail'?!

cosmic flash / third eye

yeah baby!!

anticipation

some people are willing to sit back and let the good things come to them

and then there are others who will step forward to grab the chance with both hands

like the Wizard of Odd, i didn't sit back and wait