hot for teacher!

you just knew that every news item, blog post and other media interaction that picked up on this story would title it after the Van Halen song.. of course!

what news item? ok, lean in.. this has gotta be on the down low... you know how when you were in high school there was that teacher, the really young and pretty one, who either taught an obscure class or was a student counselor, something nondescript and you would do whatever it took to walk past her and make eye contact in the corridors or be in her class as many times in the day as possible, sometimes staying back after the class and making up fictional questions just so that you could talk to her?

so now that i got you going about that hot teacher that you had the hots for, what if i kicked up the hotness factor of the story by mentioning to you, what if along with that first hot teacher was also a second hot teacher at the school! double the pleasure, double the fun! aren't you wishing you were back in high school now? how about we take these two teachers and put them together in an empty classroom? ooof, i can barely look straight now, forget about typing!

anyways, transplant our story to Brooklyn, NY and we have these two high school teachers.. while the rest of the school was watching a talent show in the auditorium, said teachers were displaying a completely different yet unique and highly-appreciated talent of their own in private in a classroom! extra.. extra.. read all about it!

what i find really strange is that they were busted by the janitor! that has gotta be a first! almost every school janitor i have met is some bananas short of a bunch, lift not quite going to the top floor, or has some other weird and wild eccentricity. and this one? noooo, this one had to be on the straight and narrow and turned them in, bah! then again, maybe he tried to join in the party and was spurned leading to this fiasco. nothing quite like a janitor scorned eh? of course, this would never have come to light had he not tattled.

ahh well, high school, what a great time.. and now, back to reality

to look or not to look..

poor David Beckham, man can't catch a break!



i wouldn't let my eyes wander if my missus was like this!

three and counting

the gf and i just celebrated our third anniversary



we're not breaking any longlasting records yet, but we're getting there!

yowza!

i happened upon a blog of someone who is definitely one of the best contemporary illustrators around.. and (not) oddly enough, not enough people know about him either!

Rob Ullman (see bio) specializes in creating comics, usually featuring hot gals, sometimes in hockey jerseys.. what's not to like eh?! check out his blog Atom Bomb Bikini.. his book's gonna be out soon, you definitely want to get that!

i leave you with two more pics.. one a beginning sketch and one a final product.. a nod to my beloved Sabres and a toast to the champions Penguins

                       

rear-ended

now those of you who know me well know about my profound, deep-rooted and probably quite irrational preoccupation for the hind quarters of the female of the species. there are various words that can be used to describe the derrière, not half of which begin to convey the beauty and emotion that cause a stirring within me when my eyes come to rest on a curvilicious rear end..

right. that was probably too much info.

the other day, and i don't know how exactly, i read the word 'asphyxiation' somewhere and for some reason i made the connection with the word 'ass-fixation', like millions of men must have before me. upon further contemplation i realised that there could be more middle ground between the two words, especially if you are into face-sitting, smothering, femdom and other related genres of porn.. hehe!

thanks to the wonderful world of google, i will not need to post any links for any of the things i described here.. feel free to go online and find whatever turns you on!

sexting on staycation??

urban slang grows at a most profound rate, as can be seen by the sheer number of words and phrases on the Urban Dictionary..

two of my new fave words happen to be sexting and staycation.. 'sexting' refers to basically text chat via SMS/MMS, of a more explicit nature of course. a 'staycation' is a vacation where you stay around the house cos 1) gas prices are ridiculously high and 2) you need more than a week to really go somewhere, look around, imbibe the local color, tap some native ass and enjoy yourself..

The State of Massachusetts aka great idea #69

i refer not to the song by The Dropkick Murphys, the erstwhile unknown but now wildly popular south-boston-irish punk rockers (side note - if you've watched the movie 'The Boondock Saints' then you know what i'm talking about).. and if you haven't heard the song either, then here goes.. of course, if you haven't even heard of the band, then firstly shame on ye lassies and laddies, and secondly here is the song you might know (psst - it was on the soundtrack to the Scorsese movie 'The Departed')

aye, getting back to what i had started saying in the first place.. i think i have the solution to the state debt that the people in the city council have run up with all those fancy-assed projects that they came up with (The Big Dig, etc).. there's a bunch of toll booths here in the city, getting on and off the interstate, in and out of Logan airport and bunches of places. you've all seen the the express lane on the right in any toll booth in the country for people with the passes or stickers or some thingies.. tolls here vary from 50c. to a few bucks at other places.


well, how about a lane on the left then, where there is a fixed $5 toll, and for that princely sum, the occupants of the vehicle get to see titties? simple enough dontcha think.. pull up to the window.. drop your fiver into the bin.. hot chick raises her shirt and gives 'em a good shake rattle and hum.. and the driver drives away having had an eyeful and some boob-induced joie de vivre, with none of the default cussing of the state and road rage that usually happen when passing through a tollbooth..

(image censored because this is not the page for your porn fix, but that one is!)

econo-mix

so a book on Project Management actually costs around $144/- and a 12-month Playboy subscription with a free gift costs all of $12/-.. exactly one-twelfth!!

if there ever was a reason to get your kid to become a writer and not a porn star then this has gotta be it!

surprisingly enough though, this flagrant disparity can be easily explained by economics, and the theories of supply and demand

making a few very general assumptions that the supply of paper is consistent for both publications, and that there is just one basic demand curve for buyers of both erotica and textbookotica.. then you can see that the price of the Playboy is driven down by the sheer numbers of people who buy it, as opposed to the masochistic few who choose to inflict personal mental pain by purchasing and then actually perusing (as opposed to using as a paperweight) the textbook shown above.. and their small numbers then proceed to bump up the price of the book..

lesson for the day? let your kids choose to be either writers or porn stars, eventually they will make the same amount of moolah.. what you really want them to become is analysts and consultants, people who make money by telling you what to do with your money.

PS - they could become lawyers as well, but wouldn't you like them to have at least a shred of dignity?

here's a "huh?!" moment

so your girl gives you a hard time cos you stare at some babe's plump rear end for too long when she's prancing on tv, or cos you spent way too much time with last month's Playboy in the bathroom..

yet with her girlfriends she'll be giggling away about who has a yummy butt and which friend's boyfriend she would just love to make out with?

well, wtf?

o canada!

i like canadians.. in general. not just cos of how they speak, but because of their casual and easygoing outlook on life, and also because of their love for hockey.. of course!

and then there are the women.. ahh, canadian girls, what can i say.. the combination of the brisk winds blowing down from the arctic, the good clean-tasting beers, and i don't know what magical factor makes canadian hotties a sight for sore eyes.. all these hot canadian bloggers - sassy, gus greeper, binsk, heather, hella.. these are the ones i know.. you might know of more!

witness this litany of actresses, both mainstream and x-rated, heh! Pamela Anderson, Neve Campbell, Jennifer Tilly, Natasha Henstridge, Rachel Blanchard, Fay Wray, Cobie Smulders, Lisa Ray, Sunny Leone, Jesse Capelli, Nikki Benz..

and then you have to credit the canadians for bringing the cameltosis phenomenon to the Miss Universe stage.. hehe!

what was that.. don't know what a cameltoe is? well, here's some help for you.. and some visual aids too!

hot chick fix

looking back at the archives, it's been quite a while since we last had some nekkidity here, some hot gals lapping up the summer sun.. we all know you don't really come here to read.. lol!!

so what better combo than some smokin' babes in stringy bikinis, retro GTOs and rad guns?! so here's your hot chick fix, meet the Bikini Bandits..

for some history on these lovely ladies, follow the wiki link given above.. would you believe they actually got Maynard James Keenan to star in their movies as well?! y'all know i don't gush about people too often, but Maynard, well, he's the lead singer of Tool & A Perfect Circle, so i may be forgiven.. also it's 6 am sunday morning and this bottle of whiskey is getting lighter all the time.. enjoy your weekend folks!

if you never watched any of their clips, then this is where you want to go.. more at their myspace page..

spring break baby!

yes, i'm off for spring break! i'm using my one week of vacation from work to go down to The Big Easy, aka New Orleans! we're gonna eat, drink and make merry in Nawlins, hang out with all the nekkid boobies on Bourbon Street, haunt with the ghosts in the French Quarter.. see you when i get back!

great idea #129

think about this, a sleek shiny pole right in the middle of the living room in your bachelor pad. you know that no girl who ever comes to your place can resist giving it a shot! i mean, is that a brilliant idea or what?! unfortunately i cannot claim copyright on this idea..

i know Bud Light made an ad for it, but this has been every man's cream-dream for eons and eons.. ok, at least since cavemen invented the rod after they invented the wheel, looked at the rod, looked amongst themselves, then looked at their womenfolk, then looked at each other again, grinned and went "urgh urgh hehehe!"

someone even went a step further and designed a coffee table with a stripper pole built in! now isn't a useful idea! and just to show you that people have indeed utilized brain cells in the pursuit of this noble endeavor, you can actually buy a portable one!

great idea #79

it's a well-known fact that guys like nothing more than to see chicks get naked, preferably real life girls as opposed to in porn - agreed?

so here is a surefire method of making sure that happens.
put a weighing scale in your living room.
preferably the kind you have to bend over to read the numbers.

i hear you asking me how the two statements above are related? well, no self-respecting gal who cares about her weight will ever get on a scale with her clothes on.

funny, this idea sounded much better yesterday after five beers.. hmm

so, i got a little story for you

yes i'm back.. unfortunately. actually i was back on sunday afternoon, and even went into work on sunday night. work has been so hectic this week that i haven't really been able to revel in the memories of the now-distant florida trip, let alone type out a few lines of the blog..

i'd like to give you all the details of the trip but what happens in vegas florida stays in vegas florida.. heh! i will admit a few things though - yes, i had lots of fun, a bit too much fun if you ask me! the meetings were great too, lots got dicussed and the positive contribution of the junior members of staff was duly noted.

heartfelt thanks and sincerest apologies to two particular establishments that we haunted.. Flanigan's and the Howard Johnson Plaza Hotel, both in Deerfield Beach. we would love to be back next year, as long as you promise to make the same awesome wings and ribs, and let us commandeer your bar and ballroom again!

to AirTran.. your cheap fares and on-time flights are negated by your refusing-to-recline tiny seats and poor baggage handling staff. the only reason you are still in business is the free XM Satellite Radio and the fact the other airlines can be equally horrendous!

the 7-Eleven franchise, especially in florida - kudos for being open to sell beer until 2am, just when all the bars are closing. and for having my favorite Hall's cough drops too. and also for acknowledging that by no figment of the imagination do i look under 21 and therefore not bothering to card me.

mom-n-pop diners, non-chain rib shacks and other small eateries - you guys are the best.. for honest to goodness food at ridiculous prices, even in tourist-dense markets like florida.

casinos in florida suck. they only have slot machines and poker tables. what happened to the craps, and the blackjack, and all the other traditional casino attractions like cabarets? the Seminole Hard Rock Casino was especially bad! i'm glad i didn't throw away too much of my money on you!

airboat tour operators in the sawgrass area - your loud boats are still an environmental pestilence, despite all your bragging about ecotourism. what is described in this article here has to be the biggest crap ever, as the boats are so loud that they frighten all living beings in the vicinity deep into the 3 foot tall sawgrass or the 2 foot deep swamp.

riding down the intercoastal at night on the GM's 48 ft yacht, looking at the huge houses and boats of the rich and famous has to be one of the most inspiring and awesome things i have ever done. when you're done slowly rolling up your tongue and lifting your lower jaw from the deck, you have to wonder how people make so much money as to be able to afford such lifestyles!! kudos to anyone who did it, even if it took selling drugs to get there!

boy i'm glad i don't tan/burn easy.. cos hanging out at the beach was a lot of fun. the jury is still hung whether watching beach volleyball is better than playing beach volleyball, but the verdict is definitely all in that bikinis were made with brazilian women in mind. yum.

getting drunk might be overrated, but there is a particularly morbid entertainment in getting drunk with your colleagues and superiors. that is taken to the next level when you end up taking full advantage of the open-bar, to the tune of 20+ drinks. the pretty bartender sure made a lot of tips, i felt i owed her after emptying two bottles of her finest rum, and all the shots she's making here. oh yes, that's my boss on the bar, trying to upstage me at my not-so-finest hour! i was told the next day that i had sat his boss down too and explained very loudly what my master plan was to knock the place shipshape again. i'm only glad he holds grudges as often as i hold hangovers! i am still amazed at how it took only two Tylenol and a bottle of Gatorade to get me bouncing back to form at 5 the next morning!

finally, one thing that you cannot ever get over is how beautiful the sunrise can be. this shot below is worth slogging your butt off now so that you make enough money to be able to wake up to this every morning..

to warmer climes!

maybe this is where my year takes a turn for the better.. am off to florida in the next couple of hours for some seriously needed r&r.

it's not actually a holiday.. the company is having the annual offsite managers' meeting down there, but hey, i just need an excuse to get out of these -2F° temperatures we've been having here! deep-sea fishing, casinos, drinks, sunshine and hot chicas.. all on the company tab.. cannot complain!

whale tail?!

there is no shortage of websites dedicated to the female form, but some sites never cease to amuse, titillate and otherwise coax you quite unwillingly out of boredom.. unfortunately most of these sites also carry a Not Safe For Work label, so they remain a guilty pleasure you indulge in at home. now, you must be slightly confused now as to what the picture on the right and name of the post have to do with the female of the species, but bear with me, all shall be clear in the next few lines..


now i had mentioned muffin-tops a while back.. this apparently accidental fad that was all over the place, where slightly portly girls start spilling out of their lo-rider jeans while insisting on wearing low-cut tops. here is an article from the NY Daily News that spoke of the phenomenon.. Wiki also had a piece on it. now one of the reasons why i really like wiki is that it always has this section at the bottom (pun unintended, heh!) for 'See Also', which links related items and the like. for articles on music this section is very informative because you can learn some history about the band, the genre and find other bands of the same genre too, and other miscellaneous trivia that you never knew.

so going back to this wiki page, i found links to various terms we all know.. cleavage, lower back tattoo, bellyshirt.. and then i saw two other terms - one was camel toe, which we've all seen and enjoyed (yes, you might as well admit it!) in its various forms. that brought me to this site, which reminded me that i hadn't been there in dog's years! warning, this last link is NOT work-safe.. trust me, i'm at home now!

the second term that really caught my attention was whale tail.. now here was a term that i had not heard before, and that i think takes some doing considering i've been a highly-touted bird-watcher and surveyor of the female form over the years! so apparently a well-placed wedgie is also known as a whale-tail, thanks to the similarity between the hips' curves and the flukes on a diving whale. further research (o boy i love that word 'research'.. it could mean doing anything!!) led me to this hallowed site, which again is not work-safe in the least.. i scoured through the pages in the pursuit of the perfectly-shaped yet candidly-taken pics of the whale-tail, tell me honestly if these do not tell you why this vision shouldn't be called a 'whale-tail'?!

hot hot summer

as you all know, this blog has always appreciated the aesthetic sense of beauty..

hahaha.. yeah right! this blog is all about sex, alcohol and rock n' roll baby! so because we haven't had some summer eyecandy here for a bit, i present ten celebrity babes in bikinis that have been making waves.. heh, bikinis, making waves.. gettit? enjoy yourselves you lecherous ladies and gawking guys..

feast your eyes

football is not called the beautiful game for nothing, and the World Cup is held in summer just for that reason! enjoy this selection of pics from the football fest

maximum Maxim

it's been too long since i had some hot babes here on this blog! so before y'all stop coming here for your hot chick fix, let me remedy that situation! i got together with Maxim magazine to bring to you the 2006 Hot 100 Girls of the Year.. nothing like it to get you all heated up and ready for the up coming summer!

the Maxim Hot 100 is fast becoming a recognised barometer for who's hot and who's not in the world.. and Eva Longoria of 'Desperate Housewives' fame is #1 for the unprecedented second year in a row!

rounding out the Top 10 are Jessica Alba (#2); Lindsay Lohan, (#3); Angelina Jolie (#4); Stacy Keibler (#5); Scarlett Johansson (#6); Cameron Diaz (#7); Kate Bosworth (#8); Keira Knightley (#9) and Christina Milian (#10).

so get out there and pick up a copy of the new issue of Maxim, or else catch the show on VH1.. you know you want to! here's the full list..

1. Eva Longoria 2. Jessica Alba 3. Lindsay Lohan 4. Angelina Jolie 5. Stacy Keibler 6. Scarlett Johansson 7. Cameron Diaz 8. Kate Bosworth 9. Keira Knightley 10. Christina Milian 11. Kristen Bell 12. Katherine Heigl 13. Kelly Monaco 14. Rachel Bilson 15. Vanessa Minnilo 16. Christina Aguilera 17. Rachel McAdams 18. Jessica Simpson 19. Jamie-Lynn Sigler 20. Eva Green 21. Mischa Barton 22. Mariah Carey 23. Kristin Cavallari 24. Kate Moss 25. Charlize Theron 26. Cindy Crawford 27. Eva Mendez 28. Mandy Moore 29. Jennifer Love Hewitt 30. Uma Thurman 31. Emmanuelle Vaugier 32. Veronica Varekova 33. Natalie Portman

34. Jamie Pressly 35. Avril Lavigne 36. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) 37. Emmanuelle Chriqui 38. Paris Hilton 39. Nadine Velazquesz 40. Alicia Keys 41. Daniella Alonso 42. Sienna Miller 43. Gabrielle Union 44. Kelly Ripa 45. Beyonce Knowles 46. Rebecca Romijn 47. Mila Kunis 48. Nicollette Sheridan 49. Brittany Murphy 50. Sarah Silverman 51. Naomi Watts 52. Sara Foster 53. Moon Bloodgood 54. Heidi Klum 55. Venessa Marcil 56. Jessica Biel 57. Autumn Resser 58. Joss Stone 59. Jordana Brewster 60. Shakira 61. Joanna Krupa 62. Nicky Hilton 63. Kelly Carlson 64. Poppy Montgomery 65. Emilie de Ravin 66. Sarah Shahi 67. Evangeline Lilly

68. Cinthia Moura 69. Kelly Clarkson 70. Leeann Tweeden 71. Roselyn Sanchez 72. Anna Kournikova 73. Teri Hatcher 74. Michele Merkin 75. Maggie Grace 76. April Scott 77. Ciara 78. Bree 79. Halle Berry 80. Rachel Nichols 81. Penelope Cruz 82. Venessa Simmons 83. Rachel Perry 84. Amerie 85. Carmen Electra 86. Aubrey O'Day 87. Jennifer Scholle 88. Tila Tequila 89. Tami 90. Chilli 91. Kim Smith 92. Elisha Cuthbert 93. Grace Park 94. Brooke Burke 95. Tricia Helfer 96. Bridget Moynahan 97. FSU Cowgirls 98. Yunjin Kim 99. Jennifer Aniston 100. Natasha Bedingfield

perhaps, perhaps

my new favorite tv show is this Brit comedy called 'Coupling'.. it's not that new actually, but i only started downloading them a few weeks back, and i tell you it's hilarious! it's similar to 'Friends' in that it has three guys and three gals.. but all semblances of similarity stop right there! there is no moral to every episode, like in 'Scrubs'.. like the name suggests, the only thing pretty much preoccupying the minds of our six here is.. well, is 'coupling'!! ergo, we come back to this loony bunch with their eccentricities. a perfect mix of sex and humor, sang-froid and stiff wit, joie de vivre and embarrassment. check out the website for some clips as well as quotes..

talking of quotes, here are some from the character named Jeff, who is the completely antithesis of Joey (from Friends), henceforth to be known as The Wisdom Of Jeff.. [Jeff has just been complimented on his fine ass by a female colleague at work who he has the hots for, here is his passionate ode to the human rear end]..

"does she dislike me facially, or like me bottomly? it's a big deal! you know what asses are? asses are the human race's favorite thing. we like them on each other, we like them on magazine covers, we even like them on babies! when we're alone we like to scratch them, and when there is a fire we like to warm them.. and who among us in a lonely moment hasn't reached back for a discreet fondle?!

we love our asses! when God gave us our asses he had to stick them around the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day! that is cos when God made the ass, he didn't just say 'hey, it's just your basic hinge, now let's knock off early', he said 'behold ye angels, i have created.. the ass.. throughout the ages now men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name!'.."

in another memomarable moment, sitting at the bar where they usually hang out (as opposed to the coffee shop in Friends, again).. [here the boys are discussing undressing etiquette]..

"I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."

one more, where the boys are discussing the merits and demerits of certain items of the female wardrobe..

"You know what’s great about skirts? When a woman’s wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp."

now get out there and go look for the DVDs.. they have 4 seasons of it!
(NB: the title to this post is actually the theme song for the show)

the Swimsuit Edition (WARNING - NSFW)

yes ladies and gentlemen, the annual eye-candy in the form of stunning females frolicking in (and out of!!) swimsuits is here again.. Sports Illustrated's annual Swimsuit Edition is here, and in 2006 is bigger and better too!! so run on over to the site and feast your eyes, and in case you don't get enough, there are bonus features like individual photo galleries, scrumptious videos as well as a downloadable desktop calendar too!!

featured for the first time here this issue is Maria Sharapova..

as well as all-star favorites Heidi Klum, Rachel Hunter, Yamila Diaz-Rahi, Rebecca Romijn, Daniela Pestova and many more too.. enjoy!!

*DING* i'm done! (WARNING - NSFW)

she's really pretty, and not in a skinny, supermodel kinda way.
she's got a brilliant smile, and a great, quirky sense of humor.
best of all, she loves eating and cooks too.. amazing, simple food.

meet Rachael Ray (Wiki).



now here's a gal who knows her way around the kitchen, and knows her way to a man's heart too. Rachael Ray (Food Network) advocates cooking by sense, not science.. which makes her real fun to watch as she cooks, and most of her recipes are pretty easy to follow too. she has two main shows..
'30 Minute Meals' - this is really good if you wanna see how best to get in and out of the kitchen for a good healthy meal, especially after a hard day at work..
'$40 a Day' - combines two of my favorite things, travel and food! she travels to different cities, on a budget of 40 bucks a day for food.. how cool is that!
you can catch her on the Food Network most days.. so quit drooling all over her here, and happy eating too!

dodgy bands, muffin tops and meaty subs

as other weekends go, this one was much better than the last few. i didn't spend all of it lying around in bed or on the couch downstairs. i only spent most of it lying around in bed or on the couch downstairs. saturday we had some absolutely glorious weather, the sun shone bright and it was warm outside (that means 5C). sank and i went out to a local dive-bar called Broadway Joe's.. where we knew the guy at the gate, so not only did we pay no cover, we also drank free mostly!

Broadway Joe's is pretty famous actually, showing up on Stuff magazine's list of 20 Best Dive Bars in the country.. the description is pretty grim, the place even grimmer. of the three bands that played.. one was really bad, one was ok, and one had potential. the positive rankings were awarded thanks to the number of beers we had downed, and also cos they saved the night by playing Pearl Jam's 'Last Kiss' thereby saving themselves from eternal damnation. but if you are an up and coming band, then it's a great place to come and get some live gigs in, and hopefully score with one of the endless muffin-topped bimbettes that Buffalo seems to produce by the droves.

one really great thing about Buffalo is that bars stay open till 4 a.m. so even the rest of Main Street is alive until then, including the food places. what better way to end a drunken night than cramming yourself with greasy meat laden with molten cheese on fresh bread?! Jim's Steakout is a Buffalo tradition.. and their steak hoagy is to die for, and also to die from!! hehe!!

woke up on sunday morning, feeling all trashed out.. looked out and saw it raining like it was going out of fashion, so put on the Pearl Jam and promptly went back to bed. good times.

kinky tennis

a few years ago, some very enterprising fellows had the brilliant idea that since guys like football, and guys like hot women in lingerie.. put the two together, and you get hot women in lingerie playing football!! genius! this magical event is now a pay-per-view show called the Lingerie Bowl at halftime during the Super Bowl.. and available soon after as a DVD-rip on your local P2P software, free i might add.

so now here's the next super-brilliant barnstorming idea! since guys like hot women in lingerie, and guys like hot tennis-playing women.. put the two together, and you have hot women in lingerie playing tennis!! genius, again! we could make it a doubles match, to get four girls on the court, grunting and sweating.. and have it at each Grand Slam, and call the whole show the Bikini Slam!! now isn't that just one of the best ideas ever? just gotta copyright the idea, and see if i can sell it to some promoter or model agency somewhere, you guys know any?!

what's up down under?

the Australian Open is on; i had kinda stopped following women's tennis the last few years.. pretty much since Steffi Graf hung up her racket, and Martina Hingis' ankles gave way. after that, the bunch of power hitters (the Williams posse, Davenport) all took over and there was nothing to watch really. the girls weren't pretty, the tennis wasn't pretty.. i'd much rather watch reruns of Die Hard on tv!

but now there are changes in the top order, the Belgian duo don't have it all their way, no one can be written off.. and it's good to see Hingis making a spirited comeback, and even better to see that Maria Sharapova is actually a complete tennis player, and not just an item number like the other glam chick Anna Kournikova. speaking of Sharapova, what is she wearing on court?? that smock makes her look pregnant! then again, when i look more carefully, maybe i shouldn't complain too much.. heheh!

EDIT: she lost last night.. damn.. no more pretty girls left in the draw!!

   

she bites!

whoa.. had a very weird dream last night..
i had a run-in with a sexy vampire..
she was hot, horny, and very very scary..
and her blood-lust was quite unnerving!!

 

anyone explain what that dream was all about?!

perfect lover or perfect wife?

i got tagged on this one by Sanny & Paurna.. the rules go:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and tell them they’ve been tagged.

i have an issue with this point 'perfect lover'.. do they mean perfect lover, or perfect wife? cos hell yeah there's a difference! hehe, anyways, here goes.. my perfect gal's gotta:

1. have a sense of humor. sometimes slapstick, sometimes witty, sometimes sharp.. but she's gotta be able to laugh.
2. appreciate music. be willing to explore different genres, pick up an instrument or even sing. it'd be great if she came along to concerts too!
3. love good food. both eating it, and making it. i'd like it if we cooked together. she should also enjoy a drink or two, or three!
4. be comfortable with her body. i think that is more important than fashion fads and drastic diets. just be herself.
5. watch sports with the boys. and if she's understanding what's going on then it's a huge bonus point! asking questions is cool too.
6. enjoy nature and travelling. i'm a free spirit, born to wander, imbibe new cultures and different places, and it'd be good if we went together.
7. be creative and open-minded, willing to try new things. this attitude has to carry over in all aspects of her life.
8. be honest. there are no two ways about that.

the first eight commenters.. consider yourselves tagged!